Well, the reason I have been quiet is that  I have been putting together the 16 stage shows that run back to back this Sunday night and into the wee hours of  Monday morning!

With 45 Porn Stars, this Hustlaball will no doubt be the best.  Hope to see you there!  I can’t stay and chat, as I need to make sure Chichi LaRue has a bunch of flowers for the opening………Now, wait and see what she does with them!

Seems I am not the only thing to be “banned” this week ( I am referring to my ban from Twitter, see previous post).  It is now official that I have signed a boy band to a 12 song deal:

X-Biz reports:  ”Eurocreme director Trojan Rock took a shine to the boys, all in their early 20s, and offered them a 12-song recording contract, the company said.

“I was really impressed with their songs and boundless energy and the scope of success with Eurocreme’s direction and creative input is such that I couldn’t let the project pass me by,” Rock said.”

And here are my little stars:

Boy Banned

See them in action, buy the t-shirt or download their first  track at www.boybanned.com.

I love em!  (I mean, they are twinks and I am not going to “nosh them off”, but I do love their music!)

You can read more about the deal at: http://www.xbiz.com/news/119954

Hugs, Trojan.  (Well, I did need to do something more in life than getting my cock out – didn’t I?)

I have been blocked by “twitter”. I think it is because my background pic showed my cock popping out while I bathed in a stream. I thought it was cute and looked like a turtle swimming. Obviously they thought differently!!

Here is the offending picture:

Real Men shoot

This photograph was for a Calendar and a DVD shoot I did three years ago for Felix who is a wonderful photographer.  The calendar shoot was recorded for a DVD called “Real Men”.  It was shoot on a freezing cold morning (5am), in  a Canyon near Los Angeles, but I had a great time splashing around, especially as Felix is damn sexy and was about all the inspiration I needed that day!  Here is another shot by Felix, in which I teach my cock to swim:

How is it floating?

Oh well, if  ”Twatter”, oops I mean “Twitter” let me back, I will promise to put it away!  You know what, I was upset!  After all, it is like being banned from cub scouts, and left outside the door in your best shorts while it rains,and all the other kids play inside in the warm!

Well, twatted off as I may be, life goes on and I had a great time judging a gogo competition with Alex Erfan (Hustlaball) and Suzie Kruger (Hard on) last Thursday evenining.  The event was arranged by Brent Nichols and held at Bar Code Vauxhall. Here is a pic of my good self and the gorgeous muscle hunk Carlo Cox (my husband) and the three winners.

GoGoGo

These guys will perform at the Hustlaball for Suzies Hard on Area and Alex’s VIP room.  In case you didn’t know, I have the mega task of arranging the stage shows of all 40 porn stars about to descend on London for the Hustlaball.  So this afternoon I have to dream up who fucks who in front of the massive live audience this coming Sunday.  Hmmmm, I wish it was going to be me …..with all of them!

This morning, I received an email from my mate Mike who produces the range Alphamales (Australia) and a new range Hot Spunks.  In the email, he sent me the script for his latest release.  I loved it so much that, although I can’t share with you the script until after the film is out, I asked if I could share the foundations of it.  He kindly agreed.

The basis of the film is that we love our guys to be straight.  Well it is true isn’t it.  I mean in porn, we spend our time trying to emulate machismo;  We dress up in leather (even if straight men don’t), we dress up as builders, boxers,

oh, how we have fun "Butching" it up!

cowboys, and hoodies. I looked at some of the pics on my computer and was relieved to see that as gay men, we do all this, but at least with a twisted sense of humour.  I mean, just how straight can we be with a cock up our arse? Or our cock up someone elses?

All this, of course  leads to the endless debate about our obsession with being straight acting, or not? We3 could begin this one, but instead, let’s look at Mike’s thoughts on the matter and his

Nine rules for seducing a straight guy:

1.  Always pick him up in private, never when he is with his mates.

Never pick up when with mates, only when alone

2. Butch up – Leave camp at the door, maybe adopt a football team.

Kevin goes shopping

3.  Get him drunk.  Get him really drunk.  The more he drinks, the lower  his inhibitions will be.

4.  Watch some porn. Always an ice breaker, it will get him horny, especially after a few beers.

5.  Talk dirty. …. What he likes to do with girls… Let him know that guys give far better head than girls.

Tell him Guys give better head

6. You’re doing him a favour.  Make him think you’re not getting anything from it. In fact you’re doing him a favour.

Just act like you don't give a damn

7. Don’t Give It a Name.  Never call it gay sex… it’s just a bit of fun and not gay in the slightest. And never try to kiss him… he may ne happy getting a blowjob but most straight guys don’t like kissing other guys.

Don't call it gay sex!!

8. It’s Your Secret.Tell him you’ll never tell anyone, even if you know you’ll be telling all the juicy details to your friends.

9. Make him feel like a god……

By now you should have his dick in your mouth. Remember, it’s all about him. Focus entirely on his dick and pander to his ego.

Seduced......

@JoeBlackReturns Hope it was a good one! hugs

@jasoncwoodson You guys ever here? Lucky buggers. Yes to HUstlaball. I am being Art director, which means trying to stop the chaos…

Sunny day here in London, but I am struggling to wake up after a late night out! My poor head!

@Manly_Hands Slurp, you did, and now I wish I was in New York!! Wooof!

@Manly_Hands hmmmm you too Mr!