Being butch or how to seduce a straight man..

Posted Wednesday, April 21st, 2010 and is filed under General

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This morning, I received an email from my mate Mike who produces the range Alphamales (Australia) and a new range Hot Spunks.  In the email, he sent me the script for his latest release.  I loved it so much that, although I can’t share with you the script until after the film is out, I asked if I could share the foundations of it.  He kindly agreed.

The basis of the film is that we love our guys to be straight.  Well it is true isn’t it.  I mean in porn, we spend our time trying to emulate machismo;  We dress up in leather (even if straight men don’t), we dress up as builders, boxers,

cowboys, and hoodies. I looked at some of the pics on my computer and was relieved to see that as gay men, we do all this, but at least with a twisted sense of humour.  I mean, just how straight can we be with a cock up our arse? Or our cock up someone elses?

All this, of course  leads to the endless debate about our obsession with being straight acting, or not? We3 could begin this one, but instead, let’s look at Mike’s thoughts on the matter and his

Nine rules for seducing a straight guy:

1.  Always pick him up in private, never when he is with his mates.

Never pick up when with mates, only when alone

2. Butch up – Leave camp at the door, maybe adopt a football team.

Kevin goes shopping

3.  Get him drunk.  Get him really drunk.  The more he drinks, the lower  his inhibitions will be.

4.  Watch some porn. Always an ice breaker, it will get him horny, especially after a few beers.

5.  Talk dirty. …. What he likes to do with girls… Let him know that guys give far better head than girls.

Tell him Guys give better head

6. You’re doing him a favour.  Make him think you’re not getting anything from it. In fact you’re doing him a favour.

Just act like you don't give a damn

7. Don’t Give It a Name.  Never call it gay sex… it’s just a bit of fun and not gay in the slightest. And never try to kiss him… he may ne happy getting a blowjob but most straight guys don’t like kissing other guys.

Don't call it gay sex!!

8. It’s Your Secret.Tell him you’ll never tell anyone, even if you know you’ll be telling all the juicy details to your friends.

9. Make him feel like a god……

By now you should have his dick in your mouth. Remember, it’s all about him. Focus entirely on his dick and pander to his ego.

Seduced......

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