Someone asked me why the silence on the blog? Well , here is the truth; Carlo went travellng to Brazil, and I decided to get busy.
We have this rule: We play together when in the same country, but when either of us is working or travelling, then all is fair game. So I played this game to the full.
I switched on Gaydar, Manhunt and Big muscle. Oh yes, Dudesnude as well, just to make sure I was covering a big enough pool of possible fuckers and sat back to see what rolled my way.
I say a game, and of course it is. Never mind that I did have some incredible guests back to the sling, who I fucked senseless, or they fucked me senseless, all seemingly with huge cocks, which I slavered on, before edging down lower to their starfishes and rimming with delight; Prizing many manly holes open with my tongue, as you know I love to do, before pounding, while the sling chains rattled, but I digress: This was the positive outcome of the game.
The rest of the game is not so easy, it has to be said, and it was a long time since I had played the fuck site game. I had to relearn the rules – those being the rules of reading between the lines and lies, and etiquette (for there is some) on such sites. What did I learn?:
Lesson number one. If the guy says; ” Can we make it 7, then 5 minutess later messages saying; “Can we make it 8?”, and then “8.30?” FORGET IT!. They are waiting for something better round the next corner, and they won’t turn up. Move on quickly.
Lesson number 2. You say; “I have the delivery man here/builders/decotrators, let me see what time they will finish up. FORGET IT! You are seeing if something better is about to come along “pinging” into your inbox, and hopefully eventually into your “Manbox”.
Lesson number 3. Either says; “Would love to hook up soon”. FORGET IT, it is now or never, and like them, you are online for a fuck now, not next season.
Lesson number 4. They say; “I am too tired to travel tonight”. FORGET IT. They are extremely wired.
Lesson number 5. You say; “I am too tired to travel tonight”. FORGET IT. You are extremely wired, or let’s be honest, you don’t think they will live up to your expectations once you get showered, dressed, travel an hour by taxi, and you really don’t fancy doing a charity fuck.
There are man, many more, and please it you have any of your own, let me know. Let’s compile a list.